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Just a bit of random silliness for you gentle readers:



We've all heard it. So, sharpen your wits, and hammer out a few lyrics in tune with Tony Ray and the gang in Slop.

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OK, here's my try,

On the twelfth day of Christmas
‘Ol Mulefoot gave to me
twelve Door Guns Gunning
eleven Truckers Trucking
ten Blackmouths Running
nine Cattle Rotting
eight Hippies Tripping
seven Sheriffs Posse’s
six Stinking Stogies
five Wessig beers!
Four Bar Brawls
three Mob hits
two Vepr thugs
And a tire iron to my knee

Ok, some parts are in bad taste, but I was running out of ideas.
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Suggest an improvement? Yeah, someone with free time and passable art software putting the song to images. Like so:


Ah, back during the days that my muse wasn't sorely abused like a destitute prostitute being squeezed by her pimp. Free time, where have you gone?

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