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 Post subject: Poppa, why?
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:41 pm 
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A young Tony Ray riding back from the market with his father.

"Poppa, why do they treat us differently?"

[ Silence ]

"Why Poppa?"

"Well son, Ah rightly don't know....Perhaps they just think they better than us. Perhaps they afraid of us. The government says we all the same, but that don't mean nothing to some folks. Ah guess the answer is life just ain't fair."

"But if the government says so..."

"No son, don't you worry about things, just do your best and try to stay out of their way. Change is coming, but you has to be patient. Don't get all uppity like your cousin does. Ain't no good going to come from him acting like that."

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Nice Uncle!

So tell me Mulefoot,....is that about how it went down?

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http://www.motherjones.com/photos/aryan-outfitters/

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Uncle wrote:


Urrrrrghhhhh! That (as several other things sometimes do) touches my "no-no" place....just a "Lilbit"....

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Jadúgara wrote:
Urrrrrghhhhh!


Then there was the Unionist Government sponsored genocide. A truly brilliant bit of Federalist double speak called the "Diversity act of 1959." The government bought up property that had been foreclosed on, be it homes, farms or small businesses. Then offered the property to minorities with little or no down payment required and very flexible payment terms.

Then sat back and watched the inevitable happen.

"Ya know, that just ain't fair, the Orstead Family's been farming that land for five generations, and then these damn vepers move in, taking their farm away from them."

Note, Tony Ray's family had taken advantage of the diversity program. And they paid the price for it.

It took over a decade of effort for the species rights movement to put an end to this practice.

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Fun and interesting backstory detail... I'm assuming this is considered "cannon"... Is this the first time this is getting publicly released for SLOP-fan consumption?

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Its pretty much canon. I mentioned the Diversity Act the other day. It was simple. End the ghettoes by mixing things up a little. Redistribute the species and we'll all learn about each other and become one big happy family.
Well...that was the general thought.


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