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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:11 am 
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Now that's definitely going to leave a mark.

*laughs* I'm reminded of Hill Street Blues
"Aw but Captain..."
"I said NO biting Belker."

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More and more it seems like Uthy is gator-skinned baggage instead of a gator gal with baggage. I had assumed that Uthalla had chosen her work because she had become a grim and sadistic survivor. But Sam's narrative shows far less daylight between Uthy and Pommie than a sane person would consider healthy.

Speaking of seeing daylight, that bloodstained blade and the blood on Sam's breast doesn't bode well for the badger. I missed evidence of a wound the first time this was shown to me or I dismissed it as residual to the prone body at Sam's feet. Now this is looking more serious in the sucking chest wound and collapsed lung kind of way.

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And damned if the mystery of the body by the river isn't getting to me. I've just caught myself checking the lastest victim for the watch and distinctive pelt markings that we noticed earlier. The BbtR (body by the river) was shown to us well before the events of the current story.

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Uthalla's gator skin is less conductive, so she's the one with the tazzer.
Less chance of, 'feedback' from the perp.
So Sam is the distraction, stands quietly in the room and says 'hello', when the guy walks in.
(I mean if the first thing the perp sees is a large gator standing there, he's going to beat paws out of there, and not think 'he can take the guy'.)
Nice, neat, nobody gets hurt. Well the perp does piss himself.
Now Sam is stabbed and the target has 4 bullet holes in him.
(Sam is good at 'double taps'.)

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You know, some days things just don't work out. Tell you one thing, though- if Uthy thinks she can run Sam around, she's got another thing coming.

Getting fired in this line of work can be a real killer, too.


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Is it just me, or does the dead guy look like he's wearing a pair of underoos on his head?

Much like Chester the Molester in Hustler

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