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 Post subject: Shock the pool...
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:43 am 
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And have the dead 'gator stuffed?

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 Post subject: Bolero, interrupted.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:52 am 
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Can just imagine Sam's music player paused at 7:19, just 1 second until the climactic denouement of Bolero. To make it that far and not finish the piece would make me irritated too!

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:02 am 
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"Shock the pool" Such a dry insult. It's adding enough chlorine to carpet bomb any biological contaminate. It is done if algae has gotten out of control or if someone was incontinent.

Segio is smarter than I thought, but Sam would only allow competent employees.

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:31 pm 
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George67 wrote:
"Shock the pool" Such a dry insult. It's adding enough chlorine to carpet bomb any biological contaminate.


Gator = reptile. Check out the bacteria content of Komodo dragons*. I'm surprised Sam didn't order the pool burned and filled in.

*Dragon saliva teems with over 50 strains of bacteria, and within 24 hours, the stricken creature usually dies of blood poisoning.

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:58 pm 
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I didn't catch the "shock the pool" insult, probably since I never had one-- that's good. In fact the whole story line is good.

This page does a brilliant job of highlighting Sam's competence, too. I was wondering how Sam was going to explain away the embarrassment of Uthy showing up uninvited. How he was going to explain it to his wife and the Sergio the pool boy. It never occurred to me that he already HAS handled it by picking "employees" who are fully competent themselves, therefore able to handle about anything that might be thrown at them. With the right people, you don't have to explain anything. It's already taken care of, long before it happens.

Meanwhile, we have Uthy, vicious, dangerous, out of control, strong, with fearsome natural weapons for attack or defense. And Sam, who is slower to act, seriously wounded, and largely incapacitated by some serious pharmaceuticals. All the strength is on the one side, the vulnerability on the other. Poor Uthy.


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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
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I'm tellin' ya - two pair of boots and a suitcase, Maybe a nice purse for the wife.

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
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littljohn wrote:
I'm tellin' ya - two pair of boots and a suitcase, Maybe a nice purse for the wife.

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Heh and that section with SLOP carved into it. Ought to make a nice lamp shade for Tony Ray.

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
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And we have another Uthalla sighting...
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-24/1240585809507.jpg

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
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Still looking for press, I see.

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
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Oh oh, time to shock the pool again...
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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
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Dern-- I don't have enough chlorine.

*Goes to truck and retrieves jumper cables and 300v Prius battery*

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
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Uncle wrote:
And we have another Uthalla sighting...


http://whitetrashrepairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/3132.jpg

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 Post subject: Re: Shock the pool...
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Uncle wrote:
Uncle wrote:
And we have another Uthalla sighting...


http://whitetrashrepairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/3132.jpg

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Enough duck tape will fix anything.........

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