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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:02 am 
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Does Uthy eat her own eggs like Chicken Lady?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:51 am 
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Wotan wrote:
Does Uthy eat her own eggs like Chicken Lady?


I think the real question would be, "Does anyone crazy enough to have sex with her live long enough to get her pregnant?"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:14 am 
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I guess the 'birthing' (laying eggs), is probably a lot like the mating process.
You get her drunk enough, to where she doesn't remember where she layed the eggs.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:43 am 
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Uncle wrote:
I think the real question would be, "Does anyone crazy enough to have sex with her live long enough to get her pregnant?"
Uncle.


Nah, most reptiles are like birds. They'll lay unfertilised eggs from time to time. I imagine Uthy lays a clutch of duds every year. Just like Old Maids and Burny-Bottoms when you pop corn. I just couldn't imagine a hundred baby Uthys hatching out in her bathtub and eating each other.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:04 am 
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Looks like Uthy decided to catch a College Football game with a friend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alber ... lberta.jpg

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:03 pm 
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...And I can't believe no one has posted this yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:15 pm 
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*rubs eyes*
There are times when I think Uthalla is the leftover spawn of The Drinky Crow Show. This is one of those times.

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