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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:09 am 
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a squid that Sam found in Brice's drawers. Nope. Can't say I've ever seen one of those before. *cough* http://www.etsy.com/listing/88257173/squildo *cough*

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:55 am 
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Brice is discovering himself. After the Hello Kitty "massager" and the "Love Ewe" nothing really surprises me in the non-violent sexual aides category.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:35 am 
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Squid wrote:
a squid that Sam found in Brice's drawers. Nope. Can't say I've ever seen one of those before. *cough* http://www.etsy.com/listing/88257173/squildo *cough*


Actually its not one those. Its a Cuddlefish (tm), the SLOP universe equivalent of the Fleshlight. :)


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Mulefoot wrote:
Actually its not one those. Its a Cuddlefish (tm)


And, unlike using a Barbie doll, inconsistent with package labeling, it's not going to have STIFF arms that bend the wrong way and cause a trip to the emergency room.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:55 pm 
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Don't you love that one of the options is decidedly "boarish"?
Lovely alternative to all the "dildoggin'".

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:59 pm 
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neandernitz wrote:
Don't you love that one of the options is decidedly "boarish"?
Lovely alternative to all the "dildoggin'".


Well yes, Tony Ray definitely left an impression on the kid.

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