Two filthy little stories...

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Two filthy little stories...

Postby Wotan » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:21 pm

As the title says, two filthy little stories to titillate, oscillate and fellate.

(1): While visiting NORK and playing Zork, give the pork dork enough torque to hork shork on a cork spork that borks storks and is snorked by orcs in the morgue with a fork.

(2): She wore her muumuu as she vacuumed the residuum into the menstruum of the continuum.
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