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 Post subject: Oh God, I'm cumming...
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:39 pm 
Dirty Ol' Man
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How to properly satisfy your sow.


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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:29 pm 
Alter Sack
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Uncle wrote:

...but why blame God for your orgasm?

A lone figure sits still by a pool - he's been stamped human bacon by some butchering tool - he is you...
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:10 pm 
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Like you tell your partner, "Don't call out to god, he isn't fucking you, I am!"

And Roach's book "BONK!" is interesting and hilarious. Get a copy, even if you hafta buy it (I did) and read it.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:45 pm 
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I had no idea sows bought vibrators.
Sounds, well, interesting--

Google: "The saddle has first and second straps and a vibrator. In use, the first strap encircles the sow's belly and is adjustable in length such that it can be cinched tight about the sow's belly. The vibrator is mounted on the first strap such that the vibrator can be positioned........"

I get stuff from a lot of farm supply outfits; never seen that. Have to ask Muley..........

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