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| Author: | Ramseys [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:30 pm ] |
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| Author: | Uncle [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mulefoot approved clothing |
In the beginning of a movie about a con man about to get sentenced to the fate of working for a living, the Judge asks him, "Who is you tailor? I'd really like to meet him. You must have your pants custom tailored to fit that enormous set of balls you have in them." Uncle. |
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| Author: | Jadugara [ Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mulefoot approved clothing |
Ha hah!!!! I just love the phrase "crotch gusset", and MUST find creative ways of throwing that into general polite conversation.... "My manager,...what a crotch gusset,... does he think anyone really cares what his political affiliations are?" "When I bent over yesterday and made that terribly shrill noise with my taint, I suddenly realized my crotch gusset was out of tune!" Jadugara ^_^ |
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| Author: | littljohn [ Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mulefoot approved clothing |
Your taint makes noise? We must have different definitions of the term  --lj |
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| Author: | Jadugara [ Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:39 pm ] |
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Ha ha hahhhh,.... Oh Littlejohn.... No, we don't have different definitions of the term,...we merely have different configurations of the tissue!   Jadugara ^_^ |
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| Author: | littljohn [ Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mulefoot approved clothing |
Well the proper term is 'perinium', and I'll admit to limited experience... but within that experience I never found one that was capable of making noise. I'm impressed! --lj |
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| Author: | Jadugara [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:00 am ] |
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I have a taint that would make HP Lovecraft proud... I'm fairly certain the daemon sultan Azathoth writhes and dances to the tune mine can create... I'd invite you to a performance, but the mortal eyes, ears, and mind are meant to take only so much before one's sanity shatters... "Meep"... Jadugara ^_^ |
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| Author: | Uncle [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:15 am ] |
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| Author: | littljohn [ Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:51 pm ] |
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My point was, the asshole and the taint are different parts of the anatomy. Singing farts eminate not from the taint. --lj |
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| Author: | Jadugara [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:50 pm ] |
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| Author: | Ramseys [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:32 pm ] |
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You're both a couple a crotch gussets if you ask me. |
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| Author: | littljohn [ Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:05 am ] |
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Aw you're jus' jealous cos you're all dried up and it ain't rained on ya in six forevers. Maybeso one of the upcoming hurriacanes will blow some moisture yall's way. And yeh, a squeaky taint is an interesting idea. "I did >NOT< fart, that was just my taint showing out!" --lj |
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| Author: | Jadugara [ Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:49 pm ] |
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| Author: | neandernitz [ Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:53 pm ] |
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*Lurks and wonders...... *
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| Author: | neandernitz [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:05 pm ] |
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| Author: | Khy [ Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:25 am ] |
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Heh, squeaking taints exist; you just have to be aware that the squeaking comes from the other end of the man... |
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| Author: | littljohn [ Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mulefoot approved clothing |
Please to supply your definition of the term 'taint'. We've had this confusion before  --lj |
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| Author: | Jadugara [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:59 am ] |
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| Author: | Jadugara [ Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:00 am ] |
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