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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:39 pm 
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In the beginning of a movie about a con man about to get sentenced to the fate of working for a living, the Judge asks him, "Who is you tailor? I'd really like to meet him. You must have your pants custom tailored to fit that enormous set of balls you have in them."

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:01 am 
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Ha hah!!!!

I just love the phrase "crotch gusset", and MUST find creative ways of throwing that into general polite conversation....

"My manager,...what a crotch gusset,... does he think anyone really cares what his political affiliations are?"

"When I bent over yesterday and made that terribly shrill noise with my taint, I suddenly realized my crotch gusset was out of tune!"

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:24 am 
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Your taint makes noise? We must have different definitions of the term :)

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:39 pm 
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Ha ha hahhhh,.... Oh Littlejohn.... No, we don't have different definitions of the term,...we merely have different configurations of the tissue! :mrgreen: :shock:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:23 pm 
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Well the proper term is 'perinium', and I'll admit to limited experience... but within that experience I never found one that was capable of making noise. I'm impressed!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:00 am 
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I have a taint that would make HP Lovecraft proud...

I'm fairly certain the daemon sultan Azathoth writhes and dances to the tune mine can create...

I'd invite you to a performance, but the mortal eyes, ears, and mind are meant to take only so much before one's sanity shatters...

"Meep"...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:15 am 
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Jadugara wrote:
I'd invite you to a performance, but the mortal eyes, ears, and mind are meant to take only so much before one's sanity shatters...


So after listening to a guy perform a musical piece with his sphincter, the agent says, "I hope you have more songs you can play. People just aren't going to pay to listen to some asshole whistling Dixie."

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:51 pm 
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My point was, the asshole and the taint are different parts of the anatomy. Singing farts eminate not from the taint.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:50 pm 
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littljohn wrote:
My point was, the asshole and the taint are different parts of the anatomy. Singing farts eminate not from the taint.

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Oh, I know,...I was just being silly, and playing with the idea of a "sound producing" taint,...much the same way I might talk about sitting somewhere long enought that "my balls developed corners"...

I mean, c'mon,...ya gotta admit that the idea of a mysteriously squeaky taint simply sounds hilarious! :mrgreen:

The Lovecraft reference was meant to indicate that my taint might possibly have strange, alien, otherworldly transformational abilities, thus allowing it musical powers...

Now, however,...I'm only laughing to myself because of what MUST be going through both Mulefoot's and Ramseys' minds while reading this odd exchange (which you'll notice they carefully avoided after the first post....heh)...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:32 pm 
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You're both a couple a crotch gussets if you ask me.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:05 am 
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Aw you're jus' jealous cos you're all dried up and it ain't rained on ya in six forevers. Maybeso one of the upcoming hurriacanes will blow some moisture yall's way.
And yeh, a squeaky taint is an interesting idea. "I did >NOT< fart, that was just my taint showing out!"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:49 pm 
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Ramseys wrote:
You're both a couple a crotch gussets if you ask me.


Ha hah!!! Guilty as charged, sir.....

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*Lurks and wonders...... * :shock:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:05 pm 
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Ramseys wrote:
You're both a couple a crotch gussets if you ask me.


Thinking "Ramseys and the Crotch Gussets" would be a killer name for a Rock Band...... 8)

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:25 am 
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Heh, squeaking taints exist; you just have to be aware that the squeaking comes from the other end of the man...


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Please to supply your definition of the term 'taint'. We've had this confusion before ;)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:59 am 
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neandernitz wrote:
Ramseys wrote:
You're both a couple a crotch gussets if you ask me.


Thinking "Ramseys and the Crotch Gussets" would be a killer name for a Rock Band...... 8)


Ha ha ha haaaaaaghhhh!!!!

That's awesome!

I get to play the electric didgeridoo...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:00 am 
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Khy wrote:
Heh, squeaking taints exist; you just have to be aware that the squeaking comes from the other end of the man...


Heh, heh,...I'm not even sure I want to understand what you mean by this....

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